Hovering just above the treetops at Spring Canyon Ranch, feigning acrophobia. 216 x 280 mm.

Rogers Rim Rock Ranch (including subsequent additions by Spring Canyon Ranch owners) as seen by Captain A. W. Stevens of the Explorer II on its November 1935 world record-setting ascent to 72,395 feet in a 3.7 million cubic foot balloon. 148 x 180 mm.

Lutefisk excluded, Christmas dinner resembled everything Scandinavian. Excess was the only unmistakably American addition. 105 x 105 mm.

What happens when something used for finding other things is lost? When found, is it disoriented? 105 x 105 mm.

Indetermination of recommendations for institution applications causes trepidation. 74 x 82 mm.

Considering the speed at which he wrote, the letter could have been chiseled in cuneiform. 52 x 52 mm.

Drafts fly off the desk with monk-like efficiency, expending volumes of ink, flocks of quill-tips, and crops of papyrus. 52 x 52 mm.

If telephone lines could voice the encoded conversations they carry, intersections such as these would roar with weather reports, grain prices, and conference calls, intermixed with whispers of infidelity, wishes of holiday cheer, and want for more time. 210 x 230 mm.

Though resembling a sliced onion, passersby cry for other reasons as they lament at what used to be: sacred, fertile ground that once hosted a sustainable nation, now poisoned by architecture inspired by irrelevant culinary staples. 148 x 160 mm.

Birds committing the equivalent of a keg-stand on Aby's Feed & Seed. Circuitous flight patterns ensued shortly thereafter. 105 x 105 mm.

Had there not been a concurrent birthday party and chemistry club meeting already underway at the bowling alley, the evening might not have been so immemorable. 52 x 52 mm.

When comparing trees to tubers, one finds striking similarities that imply an underlying order. Some venture to recreate the system of distribution in artificial terms. Others simply draw them and comment on their similarity. 52 x 52 mm.

Would potted plants be akin to caged animals? If so, this is a zoo. Otherwise, houseplants could be considered pets. That way, this would be more like a shelter. They do indeed look grateful against the blinding white backdrop of freshly fallen snow. 74 x 78 mm.

The annual Christmas tree hunt was hastened by advancements in rapid prototyping of scissoral technology. Human limbs are to be kept clear of arboreal ones if preservation of digits is desired. 52 x 60 mm.

Floral gurgitation of ornithological origin; or simply a bird that pukes plants. 52 x 58 mm.

Among the many expressive mugs lining the Scandinavian cupboards in Middle America are those that reinforce the sentiments of life without coffee. 52 x 52 mm.

Arbortectural solutions that respond to increasing demand for environmentally sensitive housing. 52 x 60 mm.

A bowler is only as good as his or her accessories. Flyswatter, clip-ons, crosshairs, sweatband. Cho-Pat, Band-Aid, Chap-Stic, wristwatch. Knee brace, ankle brace, scorecard, name tag. Playing cards, cigarettes, wristband. Mirror. Fan. Towel, candy bar, shiv. Visor. Belt, shoes. Glasses. (Ball). 105 x 105 mm.

Prowling bike-thieves consider not the possibility of lifting Crankenstein from the sinuous grip of unanchored chairs. 105 x 105 mm.

Just in time for Halloween. Available authors include Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, and J.D. Salinger, paired with music by Les Savy Fav, Hank Williams, and The Clash, respectively. 74 x 74 mm.